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NFTs Off The Chain
Own something worthless today. No blockchain, no gas fees, no point.
Job Application Clicker
Send resumes, earn exposure, get screened by AI.
AI Politician Town Hall
Ask a question, get a non-answer, and watch the campaign pivot in real time.
Calvinball Tactics
Starts as tic-tac-toe, then mutates into legal chaos. Spend actions to bend rules, rewrite objectives, and file disputes with a binding AI referee.
BROverse
Satirical fitness universe with BRO-ify tools, absurd products, desk workouts, and a shared weight room.
Categorically Speaking
Rank the absurd, argue with your friends, and crown the definitive winner.
All the Lonely People
Play Uno against yourself. The winner is also the loser.
AI Slop Ipsum
Generate meaningless corporate jargon and AI-generated slop text. Perfect placeholder text that sounds impressive but says nothing.
Fishy Game
Start small, eat smaller fish to grow bigger. Avoid the big ones! Classic arcade gameplay with simple controls.
Legendary Armory
Roll up a blade as legendary as it is ridiculous. Perfect for D&D backstories, worldbuilding, or five minutes of fun.
Stress Reducer
4-7-8 breathing technique to help reduce anxiety and stress. Find calm in the chaos.
Word Tetris
Classic Tetris meets word puzzles. Drop letter pieces to form words and clear the board!
Project Graveyard
Some ideas aren’t bad, just early. Others are just bad.
First Comment River
Why it didn't work:
YouTube's API doesn't provide chronological comment access. You can only fetch "newest available" or "top by relevance" - there's no way to retrieve the actual first comments on a video, which were the entire point of the piece.
Watch comments from YouTube videos float by like a river. Still functional, but doesn't achieve the original vision.
Typography Rescue
Why it didn't work:
It's just not fun. The concept of fixing messy typography by pressing keys sounded interesting, but the gameplay loop never clicked.
Fix messy typography by pressing keys on your keyboard. The code works, but the experience isn't engaging.
Magic 8-Ball
Why it didn't work:
A fun first build, but no depth beyond the novelty. Shake it once and you get it. I did write a custom response library, but we have ChatGPT now, so...
Classic desk toy energy, shipped as code.