Cmdr. Buck Drizzle
The Lesser of However Many Evils
"Because someone has to."
Platform Issues
01Tax credits for people who use their turn signal consistently
02Requiring all stop signs to say "please"
03Requiring all hold music to be voted on by the public
04Limiting all legislation to one page, double-spaced, 14pt font
Ask Cmdr. Buck Drizzle anything. They won't answer it.
This politician is fictional. Any resemblance to actual politicians is entirely the point.