Rep. Merle Windbag
The Bipartisan Partisans
"Moving forward, unless backward polls better."
Platform Issues
01Establishing a Secretary of Vibes
02Mandating that all committees form a subcommittee to determine if the committee is necessary
03Making all crosswalks diagonal because straight lines are inefficient
04Replacing the filibuster with a staring contest
Ask Rep. Merle Windbag anything. They won't answer it.
This politician is fictional. Any resemblance to actual politicians is entirely the point.