Hon. Marge Pumpernickel
The Radical Centrists
"Bold leadership for uncertain times."
Platform Issues
01Replacing the filibuster with a staring contest
02Requiring all fortune cookies to contain actionable financial advice
03Outlawing the reply-all button on emails
04Requiring all press conferences to include one honest answer
Ask Hon. Marge Pumpernickel anything. They won't answer it.
This politician is fictional. Any resemblance to actual politicians is entirely the point.